This ain't no Golden Corral

Like a frozen dinner, but worse

Meat Spheres & Gravy

Chicken was edible

Pelotas de carne

Couldn't bring myself to try it

Vast array of unappetizing choices

I'll pass

Chicken with grease

Quite undelicious

Only thing that tasted good

Inexplicable customers

"...and the food tastes like ass."